Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
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What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
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Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
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