I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
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Oh Jesus.
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Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
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She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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