I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
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He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
Vodka?
Forever.
Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
Steaks?
It's Ash Wednesday.
If you really think that not eating meat on a weeknight is going to keep you out of hell, fine. Can I use that chimichurri you made?
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
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Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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