i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
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ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
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he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
Would it be weird if I congratulated the guy who almost broke up my marriage for working on the marriage equality bill? You know, thanks for fighting for the sanctity of marriage. Weird, right?
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
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