Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
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It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
She's throwing herself an "I just had a baby" shower, where she makes up for 9 months of sobriety then squeezing a watermelon out of her vagina.
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I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
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