the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
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he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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