That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
come over after work tomorrow, liz and i will make all of your wildest dreams come true. so long as your wildest dreams involve drinking champagne at my house with two girls who won't have sex with you.
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Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
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You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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