There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
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Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
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Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
I need to align my fucking chakras
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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