Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
I'm always impressed by your drunken ability to quickly gauge how long it's been since you've shaved and whether or not your prospective hook up will care.
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i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
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I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
Decided to stay in tonight. Completely sober. Just got two drunken booty calls within 5 minutes of each other. This is my life.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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