Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
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just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
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He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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