My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
You know, be my cock's hype man.
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
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I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
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And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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