is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
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you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
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They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
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