I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
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Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
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He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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