question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
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btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
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I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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