Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Yo dont text me then not text me
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
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I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
My kid just put flowers in my hair to make me pretty, then showed my boobs to an entire playground. He's either the best wingman or the worst.
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I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
I hate closet cases. I've been wooing this chick the entire quarantine. We finally meet up tonight, we're two drinks in, I've got my hand half way up her skirt and her husband calls. She promised to bring home dinner.
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