That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
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He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
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I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
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