NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
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If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
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I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
She kept giving the uber driving directions and we all thought they were wrong so we'd send him the other way. Turns out she wasn't guiding us home, but to the half gallon that she hid in the bushes on the way to the bar.
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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