Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
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