Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
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He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
this will be a night to untag.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
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He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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