Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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