i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
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Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
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Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
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so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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