Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
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You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
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currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
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