Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
Soap is not a condiment
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
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Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
time to smoke my breakfast
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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