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  • 79 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 2, 09 at 2:38am

    Who said she's fat? maybe she's so hot he can't wait more than 2 minutes. Too short a time for her to have much fun.

  • 72 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 1, 09 at 12:02pm

    i should start timing myself because i have no idea how long sex lasts for me

  • 74 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 09 at 1:14pm

    you only burn in hell if you're as stupid as him

  • 78 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 09 at 12:45pm

    Dead Fish? 2 minutes is really hardly enough time for them to start doing anything.

  • 75 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 1, 09 at 5:09am

    ^^ regretfully no - guys (when young) sometimes only go for 2 minutes. I haven't gone less than 30 since I turned 30. go fig. OP - you may want to go ahead and blow him straight up, then he'll last longer. Hopefully.

  • 73 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 09 at 1:06pm

    1:05 - Wrong gender and weight classification.

  • 68 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 09 at 12:44pm

    some of the best sex is drunk.... some.

  • 66 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 09 at 1:01pm

    @ 12:54 - clearly you've not heard flight of the conchords. you may want to check out it's business time...you'll get it.

  • 70 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 09 at 12:52pm

    It could be the guy decided she was going to be a dead fish early on and decided to just get himself off. Even so that's kind of a dick move, I wouldn't do that :(

  • 78 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 09 at 1:52pm

    i LOVE how people always manage to twist things around on here. this guy can't last, so automatically the girl's a dead fish. it's hilarious to watch.

  • 68 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 09 at 12:31pm

    hey well, 120 seconds is a lot better than 60 seconds.

  • 71 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 09 at 12:20pm

    It's your own damn fault for not even trying. Make an effort!

  • 73 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 09 at 2:57pm

    Why the insult, 2:52?

  • 63 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 09 at 1:59pm

    2 minutes what a waste of time.

  • 69 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 09 at 12:35pm

    that's what you get for being a drunk whore. poor quality.

  • 64 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 09 at 12:58pm

    12:52.... yeah, i hate that when guys use a vag and don't let use do and of the work and we just have to sit there and take it cause he won't let use move or do anything... sex should be equal for both parties. sex isn't fun when guys do that. its annoying actually cause most of the time girls get off more when on top.

  • 66 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 09 at 1:05pm

    12:54, that may be true of some guys, but sadly, there's others who really just can't go longer than that. don't defend this guy.

  • 63 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 09 at 12:09pm

    HAHA This ones a definite win

  • 64 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 09 at 2:28pm

    2:22 - indeed...and it's not a race - it's definitely a dance as cornball as that sounds

  • 62 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 09 at 1:32pm

    It's so hard to find a man that wants to go all night or that can keep up with me. So I just use the toys. Never disappointed in the time then ;)

  • 60 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 09 at 12:20pm

    it doesn't really sound like this girl WANTED to be a dead fish. i think his poor endurance really left her no choice. actually, he might've finished sooner if she had actually gotten into it.

  • 64 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 09 at 2:19pm

    running analogies are ridiculous

  • 59 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 09 at 1:07pm

    This sounds like all the pittsburgh guys i know!

  • 62 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 09 at 12:40pm

    12:06 is Win, you have my props. 12:12 You're an idiot. the movement of your mouth is minimal for burning calories....MINIMAL. 12:20 that's too much speculation, you're one of those people that assume that their assumptions are correct to feed your own ego, just stfu no one cares. At Op: Lose some weight...whore

  • 64 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 09 at 3:04pm

    Because I'm fat and sad myself and I think it's funny...is it?

  • 63 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 09 at 3:07pm

    Aw...good attempt! :)

  • 63 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 09 at 1:30pm

    1:25, yeah what girl doesn't want to suck a penis that's covered in semen and condom lube?

  • 68 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 09 at 1:04pm

    drunk sex is sometimes the most fun but never as good feeling as stoned sex.

  • 63 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 09 at 12:54pm

    12:52 - You raise a valid point.

  • 63 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 09 at 12:12pm

    12:06.. actually not.. your mouth moves when u eat and u can burn calories when eating certain things.

  • 58 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 09 at 1:44pm

    i wouldn't even know how to be a dead fish--how the hell do you not react at all when there is a penis inside of you???? not possible!

  • 61 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 09 at 1:25pm

    the best thing to do is cum quick...maybe 2-5 min. then have her suck you hard again and then you can go for hours...most chicks don't realize that most men can go at it again right away if properly motivated.... so ladies...help your own cause and blow him hard again after the first nut

  • 59 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 1, 09 at 11:31pm

    numbers schmumbers - who the fuck cares? timing, length, weight, salary, age - it's all a waste of brain space. Chill out , enjoy

  • 56 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 09 at 1:07pm

    considering most of the people who post on this site are clearly prepubescent . . . how long were you fucking expecting him to last? retards.

  • 63 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 1, 09 at 1:00am

    has no one considered exaggeration on this one?

  • 59 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 09 at 12:32pm

    Maybe he was fuckn a fat chick and just wanted to get over and done with

  • 66 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 09 at 2:23pm

    Dude, my girl gets irked if we take too long. Why waste time? We can both cum quick then get Del Taco. Then have sex again!

  • 56 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 1, 09 at 10:03am

    Best sex of my life EVER is with a Pittsburgh guy....I'm just saying....

  • 55 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 09 at 12:57pm

    12:54 is clearly the 2 minute guy this is about. I love this site.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 09 at 1:59pm

    next time, try sex on your pilates chair if you're so concerned about burning calories...and throw a little energy into it, too, or do you need Billy Blank to choreograph?

  • 55 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 09 at 2:40pm

    12:54 obviously has great taste in New Zealand television!

  • 54 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 09 at 12:54pm

    When its with me you only need two minutes, cuz I’m so intense. Two minutes in heaven is better then one minute in heaven.

  • 55 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 09 at 8:21pm

    this is making me sad because i just realized that im a dead fish when im having sex.

  • 56 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 09 at 2:22pm

    it's really obvious how many of you have never had good sex. maybe when you get older. but i doubt it.

  • 54 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 09 at 1:20pm

    If i get a girl thats a dead fish I want to try to fuck them so hard it puts their head through the wall....so they can learn their lesson

  • 53 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 09 at 1:23pm

    1:20, you have conquered the thread.

  • 59 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 09 at 12:06pm

    Were you being a dead fish so you didn't have to stop eating

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 09 at 3:26pm

    3:16 "typical woman"?? i'm guessing you haven't fucked many women, more like girls who don't know what they're doing. i think this whole thread is all people who are young and inexperienced. such a shame.

  • 52 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 09 at 12:01pm

    Just had that happen to me about an hour ago.

  • 47 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 09 at 3:57pm

    12:54 i love you for quoting flight of the conchords :)

  • 47 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 09 at 2:08pm

    id prefer marathon any day.

  • 48 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 09 at 3:20pm

    Like go fuck his roommate who might last a full 7 minutes

  • 47 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 09 at 1:07pm

    you only burn calories during sex if youre on top.

  • 52 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 09 at 2:16pm

    i'm the best sprinter in the world. i'm fucking in 9 flat still.. I"M THE MAN!

  • 52 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 09 at 12:21pm

    maybe thats all it took was 2 minutes to get the job done..