he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
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took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
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Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
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