why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
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If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
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I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
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