i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
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