ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
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Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
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I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
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I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
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