i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
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my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
The drugstore has summer clearance. I bought you a little mermaid bucket. Now your hangovers will feel more like childhood adventures.
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It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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