She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
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She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
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Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
So... my daughter's new girlfriend Is the daughter of the girl I dated on and off in college Who ran away because she got pregnant at my house party. My Legitimate daughter Is probably fucking my Illegitimate daughter...
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