hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
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I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
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Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
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