Dude, just walked by a homeless guy pissing on the sidewalk while he was screaming at his wang. God, I love this city.
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
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I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
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I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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