I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
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god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
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I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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