i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
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The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
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I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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