Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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