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I bet he comes in French.

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(626): I bet he comes in French. http://tfl.nu/k7nd

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textsfromlastnight.com keeps rejecting me

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that alone proves you never get laid, nor have a life.. or have anything funny to contribute to the world.

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(862): textsfromlastnight.com keeps rejecting me (973): that alone proves you never get laid, nor have a life.. or have anything funny to contribute to the world. http://tfl.nu/8ia3

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I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.

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(630): I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something. http://tfl.nu/fnx9

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so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling

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(914): so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling http://tfl.nu/v4vu

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Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.

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(504): Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time. http://tfl.nu/sw6g

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(503): View more from Oregon

I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.

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(503): I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best. http://tfl.nu/fuew

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my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...

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(802): my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night... http://tfl.nu/tx5p

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this is a time for prayers...seriously

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let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.

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(973): this is a time for prayers...seriously (1-973): let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen. http://tfl.nu/ovsa

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(484): View more from Pennsylvania

she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system

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(484): she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system http://tfl.nu/uwvr

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He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..

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(228): He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room.. http://tfl.nu/jg6e

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i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.

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(540): i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis. http://tfl.nu/pg6e

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I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.

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(610): I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird. http://tfl.nu/yqaf

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They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.

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(708): They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me. http://tfl.nu/8o6m

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Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...

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(770): Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now... http://tfl.nu/knzm

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(805): View more from California

Are you feeling okay?

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Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.

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(805): Are you feeling okay? (1-805): Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover. http://tfl.nu/wneq

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