but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
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Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
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I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
May the power of my ass compel you!!
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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