All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
Your parents are going to be so confused in the morning
More like pissed. but ill be sure to explain my pathological fear of terrorists hiding in the bathtub
I wish i could be there for it
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
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Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
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Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
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