i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
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Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
I hear youre working today. To keep you entertained, ive compiled a list of condiments that my dick has NOT been slathered in since last Friday: Relish, and raspberry jam. That's right.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
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Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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