I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
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his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
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Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Randomize