Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
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Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
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Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
He has the fingertips of a God
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