i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
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Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
Next person that gets my dog drunk is paying to have my carpet cleaned. I am tired of getting up to pee and stepping in dog barf.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
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I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
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