Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
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today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
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My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
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