i tried to light my apt on fire. reasons why drunks and women should not cook
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
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for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
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I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
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