Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
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nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
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Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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