I just met a guy from Australia at the bar. I asked him what it was like down under and he told me if I went home with him he'd let me find out. I love Australians.
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
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today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
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Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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