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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 5, 10 at 2:44pm

    Captain jack sparrow*

  • Submitted by Slogan on Apr 5, 10 at 2:59pm

    He's a smart man. And pretty damn attractive too.

  • Submitted by lanerdette on Apr 5, 10 at 4:58pm

    and eventually you will feel the intense sadness over why your rum is gone.

  • Submitted by Emdurio on Apr 5, 10 at 2:52pm

    CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow that is...

  • Submitted by kmh123 on Apr 5, 10 at 10:11pm

    In soviot rushia were all dumb asses and our jokes arnt funny!

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    Submitted by huggy8990 on Apr 6, 10 at 1:31pm

    Hell yeah they better be making a fourth one!

  • Submitted by thesummerset on Apr 5, 10 at 9:20pm

    2:38 what's your problem? I hate it when people post shit comments on here like "first" and calling people fucktards just keep it to yourself man if you hate reading these things then delete the freaking app

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 5, 10 at 3:32pm

    it's gluten free

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    Submitted by jaybyrd72 on Apr 5, 10 at 6:13pm

    Good Night But Bad Morning hahahaha

  • Submitted by merdorkeez on Apr 5, 10 at 7:32pm

    It's Captain Jack Sparrow..

  • Submitted by huskerfan9287 on Apr 5, 10 at 9:58pm

    not loveD, loveS, Pirates of the Caribbean is making a 4th movie.

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    Submitted by InEtherWeTrust on Apr 5, 10 at 4:31pm

    Spread the word!

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    Submitted by zoeythepenguin on Jun 22, 10 at 7:41pm

    The fourth one is gonna suck...no Will or Elizabeth...

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    Submitted by ScandalousWhale on Apr 9, 10 at 1:45am

    Yeah I remember the night I found that out too:)

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 5, 10 at 4:04pm

    344 Comeon, the jokes do suck, but he obviousli mispelled the word on accident.

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    Submitted by pbyrd on Apr 5, 10 at 3:44pm

    The Soviet Russia jokes suck and the guy that posted one on here couldn't even spell correctly.

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    Submitted by uAllSuck on Apr 5, 10 at 9:28pm

    Today I read a text and thought " wow, this asshole really sucks."

  • Submitted by heavyweight420 on Apr 5, 10 at 3:08pm

    in societ Russia run learned why you loved Jack sparrow so much

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      Submitted by uneed2calmdown on Apr 5, 10 at 4:20pm

      If you had written this in Soviet Russian it would have made more sense than this kindergarten-English you have going on here.

  • 74 82
    Submitted by donkeydong on Apr 5, 10 at 6:47pm

    Because he was a pirate?

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    Submitted by Bloodknight on Apr 5, 10 at 2:38pm

    T'is the yummiest!

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    Submitted by Gleicheniaceae on Apr 6, 10 at 11:27pm

    All together now! "CAPTAIN! It's Captain Jack Sparrow."

  • Submitted by sunnyyyy on Apr 5, 10 at 9:30pm

    Why is the rum gone?? Haha

  • Submitted by dickhead on Apr 5, 10 at 7:13pm

    True just like yay GER mISter ha ha love it

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    Submitted by dannie1288 on Mar 21, 12 at 6:24pm

    But why is all the rum gone!!!