I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
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He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
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I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
I showed up drunk and covered in glitter, smelling like stale booze and dirty stripper and my younger brother gave thanks his life wasn’t a shitshow like mine
That’s how my thanksgiving went
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