No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
my cat ate my toast this morning while i was getting dressed. i can already tell today is going to suck.
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some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
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remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
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