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  • 55 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 5:41pm

    This makes me so happy everyone should read "A Modest Proposal"

  • 46 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 6:01pm

    All baby animals are tasty. We should break all their legs and eat them. Especially those "readers" with their "books."

  • 52 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 5:09pm

    Hasn't this been modestly proposed before?

  • 45 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 4:49pm

    If we eat the babies it will be good population control without wasting life. They need to make babies illegal for the next 20 years.

  • 44 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 1:29am

    My grandparents raised veal and they don't chain them down, wtf? This person = on crack.

  • 46 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 12:18pm

    Only from the dirty 5-30

  • 41 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 7:43pm

    ”I have been assured by a very knowing American of my acquaintance in London, that a young healthy child well nursed is at a year old a most delicious, nourishing, and wholesome food, whether stewed, roasted, baked, or boiled ...”

  • 41 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 6:18pm

    um the part about babies being the other white meat is a quote....wow, glad to know the original poster is also retarded

  • 47 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 8, 09 at 12:10am

    A MODEST PROPOSAL drunk!! yah.

  • 48 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 4:14pm

    Its not a quote, its a conversation I just had, this was my friends' text. Haha.

  • 42 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 3:45pm

    Babies taste good with ranch dressing

  • 50 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 10:11pm

    where are the dead baby jokes

  • 45 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 6:48am

    If baby meat was widely available, I wouldn't be a vegetarian.

  • 42 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 7:23pm

    Hah I am so glad someone mentioned "A Modest Proposal."

  • 40 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 3:47pm

    the other other white meat

  • 39 47
    Submitted by theotherguy on Aug 1, 10 at 7:02pm

    @436 Vegans not eating eggs usually has to do with the abuses that happen to the chickens laying the eggs, not the actual unborn chickens dying.

  • 40 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 4:14pm

    American babies are made up of Taco Bell and McDonalds

  • 35 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 3:50pm

    What if the babies are black? Or Asian?

  • 39 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 2:23pm

    Haha 12:10 exactly, so fucking funny

  • 42 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 3:55pm

    wow.....who the fuck is the WHAT IF????? PC card player on here??? watch a fuckin movie.....its a quote dip shit

  • 42 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 3:54pm

    you idiot the meat is still the same color even if the skin isn't

  • 40 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 5:15pm

    A Swift reference on TFLN? Holy shit!!!

  • 38 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 6:40am

    I love babies, too. But I don't think I could eat a whole one.

  • 34 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 5:55pm

    They don't chain them down, they break their legs and don't let them heal or move so no muscle, all tasty goodness

  • 36 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 7:14pm

    Veal is the greatest food ever!!!

  • 43 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 20, 09 at 12:31am

    How do you make a dead baby float? 1 dead baby in a large glass with a scoop of ice cream and a coke. Enjoy -coastal bend

  • 32 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 13, 09 at 12:04am

    auburn!!! what!!! i love this kid.

  • 37 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 6:00pm

    i eat babies with hotsauce.

  • 31 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 5:48am

    was someone else watchin the matrix? could u imagine? BALLIN' Movie!!

  • 33 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 4:36am

    I'm a Vegan but pro-abortion.... so for that reason I'll eat eggs.... and fetuses.

  • 36 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 11:17am

    mmmmm, barbecued baby...

  • 34 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 3:05pm

    10:11- whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? ones fun to hit with a hammer, the others a watermelon. there you go :)

  • 22 47
    Submitted by Memphissmooth on Jan 14, 11 at 2:13pm

    Even if they didn't taste good, bacon and cheese make everything better!