Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
It's blow job season.
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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